The air temp is a legit negative fifteen degrees. See, look here, I'll prove it.
But look at that bright spot next Saturday. It may warm up just enough to stick our noses out our front door.
This kind of weather warrants having your husband drop you and the kiddos off at the front door because just an extra 20 seconds outside will do you in for sure. And also I might mention (since I did my last post about ice fishing) that it is even too cold to go ice fishing. Think about that for a minute.
If you need me I will be shamefully eating like a bear and guzzling coffee and tea by the gallons in hopes of keeping warm.